
1. What colour is nothing?
White: It is the absence of colour
Black: To see colour you need light. When there is no colour there is no light and only darkness that is black.
2. Is thumb a finger?
Yes: We have five fingers not four.
No: Thumb is shorter so it can’t be one
3. If you are sitting in a restaurant and your waiter is very late in serving food, are you the waiter? ( get the pun )
4. If you clean a vaccum cleaner, are you a vaccum cleaner?
5. Is hot dog a sandwich?
Yes: It has bread on two sides and meat in the middle.
No: If orange juice and litchi juice are two different things then they are also different.
6. Can vampires have hemophilia?
7. Does the crab cancer have cancer?
8. Are obtuse angles morosed?
Yes: ‘Cause they are never right
No: This is senseless
9. Does a mathematical plant have square roots?
10. What are math puns?
First sine of craziness??
This is called Lockdown Disorder. Symptoms include intense boredom, weird imaginations and these kind of thoughts. If you think you have it read my blog.😎
Reblogged this on By the Mighty Mumford and commented:
SHOULD KEEP SOME BUSY FOR A WHILE!!!!!!!!! 😀
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😀 thank you
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VERY WELCOME YOU ARE!
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Interesting 🤣🤣
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Thanks 😁
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Very very interesting. People with lockdown disorder can be good at entertaining and making us simle the whole time.😄😄
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Yupp😁😁
Thanks
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Great 😂😂🤟
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Thanks!
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😁😆💖
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😊😊💐💐
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Hahahahaha funny!!😂😂😂
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Thanks!😁
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Lol. This isn’t a disorder. Lol I loved this one 😂
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Hehehe 😁😁😁😁
Thanks!
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Hahaha! Even I’m experiencing such symptoms of Lockdown Disorder 😂😜
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We all are😆😆
Thanks!😁
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This definitely made my day! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hehehe 😁😁😁😁
Thanks!!
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Anytime 😄
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Lols .. nicely done!
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Hehehe 😁😁
Thanks!
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Love it. Brilliant. Chortled all the way through. I love puns, particularly. And I like absurdity
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I am so happy to know that!!
Thank you so much😁
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🙂
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Great!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣👻Hillarious
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Thank you so much!😁
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My whole life is a lie
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💁♀️
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👌👌😂😂😂
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😆😁😁
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Lol! Smiled as I was reading 👌👌
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Glad to know that. Thanks!😁
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LOL!!
I’ve another math pun, I can share it if you like…
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Yes sure..
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Cos 789, right?
WRONG!
Approximately 0.3583679495.
Tell me if you get the pun…
😉
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Oh!
Lol! 😂😂
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You got it!!!
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😁
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I HAVE FOUND A FELLOW TRIGO GEEK. YAY!
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I’m hearing this for the first time. 😂
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LOL!
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Nice trig pun! 😂😂
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😁🤓📐
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What? 😂😂
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Sin Cos Tan? COS 789? Get it? Like when you feed in Cos789 on a calci, this should come up… xD!
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If you clean a vaccum cleaner, are you a vaccum cleaner?
We become vacuum-cleaner cleaner 😁 or we have to own our ‘vacuum’ and clean it which would be the next level of lockdown syndrome 😛
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😂😂😂
It would surely be the next level!!
What a perception!
Thanks for reading!😁
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