What I say vs. What I think

What I say: “Yeah, I have seen that movie”

What I think: ” No I have not seen that movie and I won’t ever see it as it is quite crappy but I also don’t want to hear you explaining each and every scene of the movie for an hour “

What I say: “Hahaha what a joke! *laugh even more loudly* “

What I think: ” I didn’t get the joke..but I guess every one’s laughing so it must be a good one. Now now I don’t wanna seem like a fool right? “

What I say: ” Yes teacher, everything is crystal clear “

What I think: ” What are we learning? “

What I say: ” Yes, I won’t tell anybody “

What I think: ” I am just gonna tell 50 people. Surely that doesn’t count. “

What I say: ” Yeah I sent you the mail…yupp must be stuck in my outbox”

What I think: “Oh god oh god oh god”