Blake was tired. It was a long day for him. Moreover, at 9pm his cab had broken down and he couldn’t find another one due to heavy rains. He was standing around to hitch a ride.
Having waited for around for an hour , he was getting impatient. Just then he saw a car approaching. Without waiting for permission he jumped in and that’s when he realised that no one was behind the wheel! Again the car lurched forward without a driver . Blake was sure that the ghost car would close up on him now. Imagine the scenario for poor Blake, night rains and a ghost car. He passed out on the car seat.
Two men sat down on their house’s front porch, dripping wet. That’s when they saw the hitchiker in their car. “Look, there’s the idiot who jumped inside our car when we were pushing it!”
It was you It was me Underneath the stars and Fireworks which bursted with glee You said nothing I believed everything Words unspoken hanging in the air Just the silence and nothing In that one moment I actually felt The feelings of you, when you stay And it simply felt like Nothing could be astray That one moment I found life I found you I found me
*teacher distributes the question paper* *I receive with trembling hands*
Question Paper: Hold me nicely. Why are you shaking me? I am already tolerating your sweaty palms, don’t test my patience.
Me: My heart isn’t in my control, okay? It’s your fault anyways. It’s because of you that I am scared of exams.
Question Paper: Exams, huh? When you have to study you are like, “Exams. Humph, why will they scare me? I will scare them.” Do you even know what they are?
Me: Exam is that phenomenon where a student goes through immense torture while yielding a pen and scribbling over a paper while an invigilator is watching and he/she does not allow one to open one’s mouth and socialize.
Question Paper: Bravo! Good job! If you would have learned refraction and reflection this way then you wouldn’t be in the position you currently are in.
Me: Why are you rubbing salt on my wound?
*Half an hour passes*
Question paper: Write something, write man. Half an hour has already gone. I know I am very beautiful but how much will you stare?
Me: I want to but am helpless. Why have you filled yourself with such hard questions?
Question Paper: 😡
Me: Sir, may I go to the washroom? *YES*
Question Paper: Leave me behind. Leave me ugghhh
*A few minutes later*
Question Paper: O, Michelangelo’s son. You don’t need to draw on me. Use these skills tomorrow in Biology exam.
Me: As if I am gonna pay heed to you. It gives me stress relief.
Question Paper: Stress, ha! Why did you not study then?
Me: I did. It is physics. Where did this maths come from?
Question Paper: 🤦♀️
*A few more minutes later*
Me: *crunches up the paper in anger*
Question Paper: Oww,aa. No one respects intelligent things. Don’t do this anymore. When you go home and dad asks about me and you give me to him in this state then you’ll get more visits from his shoes.
*Half an hour left for the exam to end*
Question Paper: Where is the answer script?
Question Paper: Oh high and mighty one, turn me over…..
They study 36 hours a day but say that they don’t know anything. Before entering the exam hall you’d find them saying something like, ” Oh my god! What will I do? I don’t know anything. I will fail. Please help me. I didn’t study. Oh god oh god oh god.” After this there might be two scenarios. The first one goes like:
*crying* Another student: ” Why are you crying?” Topper: ” I missed a half mark question. Now I will get only 99.5″😭
The second goes like:
*resultday* Other students: “Who got the highest?” Topper: “Me obvio!”
2. The Gambler
They are the ones who do selective study and leave the rest to God. Like if there are 5 chapters coming, they’ll learn 2 chapters and just one topic from the rest. You’d see them enyering the exam hall like a pro and saying their favourite quote, ” A piece of paper can’t decide your future.”
3. Religious one
They enter the room chanting some devotional mantra and praying more than what they did in their whole life. For good measure they might also make a symbol of their God at the top of their answer scripts.
4. The OCD
These people have more coloured pens than the whole class. They are equipped with notes, mind maps, flowcharts and all those sort of things and everything is written in a different colour.
5. The Jay-Veeru Duo
They sit in classes together, study together, and Xerox each others answers too together. Thus the name.
6. The extra sheet takers
They probably write everything they know in every answer or write just anything to fill the paper like it shouldn’t go blank. They take 5 extra sheets when the other people take 1 or 2.
7. The one night before study-ers
Even if they study a bit each day the world rocking study happens a night before the exam. And if they don’t study before this then I guess I don’t have anything to say.🤷♀️
8. Honest guys
These are the people who seriously don’t know what they are doing with their lives. They attend classes because they know they have to and give exams for the same reason. Upon asking whether they studied or not they give an honest and blatant NO.
9. The chit hider
These are one of the most creative people in the class. The girls here let there nails grow and stick chits on their underside. The boys put the chits in their socks, in their pen caps, erasers or even in their hair. The visual is like:
10. The know-what-they-want guys
These people know exactly how much marks the need to pass and study exactly in the same meticulous way. Neither more nor less.
These were some type of students you will definitely find in exams.
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