The Divorce

A man in Phoenix calls his son and says,” Your mother and I are getting divorced. We are sick of each other and can’t stand each other.” “What are you saying? Wait, I am calling my sister!”, his son replied from Oxford.

“Father called me and said that they are getting divorced!”, he tells his sister on phone. ” They are not getting divorced. I am calling them right now.” “You people are not getting divorced! I am calling my brother back. We are coming tomorrow.”

The father hangs up, turns to his wife and says, “Ok, they are coming for Thanksgiving. What should we tell them for Christmas?”

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  1. Wow. Loved the plot! Somehow I feel there’s some tragedy that they never make time for their parents. It touched me ❀️

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