A letter from Online Class

Dear students,

I don’t have the energy to write a whole introduction about this letter. You have already exhausted me and all the other apps I use. So, let me just get to the point. I don’t have anyone to complain to, teachers can complain to parents, parents to teachers, ya all to your friends and vice versa but I can’t. All of those stated above will blame me instead. So, here’s where I am gonna blow out the steam.

The main topic us that: YOU DON’T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!

I know writing that in bold and caps didn’t help ’cause well you don’t take me seriously anyways but I had to try. So, under that main topoc we have a few subtopics. Read them with care:

#1. THE TIMING

If I am to start at 10:00 am most of you wake up at 9:59 am. The steps that follow are: Logging in, Giving attendance, Going back to sleep with a static picture on. Some of you are even more foolproof. The steps for them are: Logging in, Giving attendance, Putting on a static picture, Changing display name to “Reconnecting….”, Going back to sleep. This ensures that the teacher thinks that your net is slow.

#2. EXCUSES

You all now have a few trusted excuses of being late or not answering. They are: Slow Net, No Internet, Power Cut In The Area, Teacher’s Voice Breaking, Unable to login, Camera Malfunctioning, Cannot hear you teacher, Mic Is Not Working and a plethora of other such excuses.

#3. NO UTILITY OF ASKING QUESTIONS

Ya’ll probably know what I am talking about, don’t ya? When the teacher asks a question the first option is the book . If that’s not available at the moment then option 2 is Google and if that has no answer then you either leave the meeting due to “net issues” or you say that the teacher’s voice is breaking.

#4. CHANGING TABS

How many of you actually have only one tab open when I am going on?! Almost none of you. Either reading blogs, playing games or chatting.

There are many other complains I have but that will make the letter too long. If you really want to read a part 2 let me know.

Your Idea Of A Joke,

Frustrated Annoyed Online Class.

Sent From: Techie Land made by Coronavirus.

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  11. I’ve been an online tutor before the COVID times, and I must say my students were pretty disciplined then. 😍 Few common escapist mechanisms I’ve encountered are missing HW pages from the whiteboard and washroom excuses.

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  12. 👏👏👏
    How do y’all do online classes? I’ve never done an online class cause school has returned and during lockdown we had other means of learning like specific TV programs for specific grades AMD lessons (lemme not bore you😅).
    But yeah,I like this. Part two is most definitely welcome💭

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  13. my my Akshita Surely online Is a Mine Field

    For Distractions As That is What Online

    Is Designed to Do Draw Our Attention

    to Multiple Sources to make

    Money Off of Us True School

    Is For Focusing on the Task

    At Hand And Online is all About
    Separating Our Attention into A Twitter
    World of A Zillion Attempts to Get Our Attention

    Is it Any Surprise that Younger Minds Are Having Problems

    With the Discipline Required to Defeat What is Made to Take

    Our Attention on one Laser Focus Task away to Create A State of

    Flow That Increases All Our Human Potentials in Creativity and

    Productivity Again No as Online is a Market That May Be Named

    Free Yet Still Spreading Out All Our Human Potentials to Perhaps

    Never Land And Never Ending Story of Going No Where Real now

    to Even Make Human Potential Come True so Yeah A Pandemic

    Necessity of Online School No other real Choice although

    Online still Designed to Steal Our Attentions away

    From Us For it’s True When We Spread Our

    Attention Every Which Way We

    Just Destroy our Human

    Potentials So There is no

    Cheating this way except

    Against those Who Cheat

    For those Who Do Fall to the

    Attacks on the Laser Focus Fail to

    Reach All of what they May Be And Do In Life
    A Win Comes From Discipline of Laser Focus FLoW iN Deed

    Who Suffers Yes those Who Are Slowed by those Weighting Us Down
    Distracted Who In this Way Pollute a Whole Ocean of Flow my FRiEnD

    Hehe SMiLes Happy April Fool’s Day coming soon in India Akshita FRiEnD

    Nice to Hear that You don’t follow the Crowd And Become Your Own Hero this way..:)

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  14. BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH A PART TWO IS N E C C E S A R Y
    (Necessary? Neccessary?? Necesary? Spelling isn’t my strong suite. Sorry.)

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