A letter from Algebra

Dear Students,

I am not gonna ask you whether you are fine ’cause I know that most of you will say that I have made your life a living hell. So, let me start with the main topic of this letter.

You people are extremists! Don’t deny this because I’m gonna prove it. Some of you don’t even look at the problem and just say that Algebra is hard and I can’t do it. And the question is 2+2. I am not even there. I mean you don’t even need to work. And some of you love even questions like Riemann Hypothesis. Do you think you are the only one with problems? Half the times my child x goes missing. When I am unable to find her, I seek your help and you don’t even try😡 Yesterday, Pythagoras Theorem and Theory of Special Relativity were fighting for my niece c^2. I can even give you proof. See👇

Few days back I called up =equals to be in one of my sums. He didn’t agree with the money I was giving. I became angry and said that he is very arrogant. He then said that he is the most humble person. When I asked how he said, ” Because I am not > or < than anyone🤷‍♀️. Many people don’t even understand me. I simply said,

And people are like I don’t get you. I mean its I ate some pie!( i 8 sum pi) What is there to not understand ?🤔

Everything doesn’t end here. People come to me and crack such silly jokes. I don’t even understand how people laugh at it. They are like, ” You know why Romans liked you. For X was always 10. Haha” I was like🙄😑

You aren’t the only person with problems (that is me; get the pun?😁) I too have various other ones. That was all. I am most certainly not waiting for your reply. Yeah, before using a hundered x(s) at the end kf your letter. Remember you’re referring to me.😜

Your Satan,

Algebra🤙

Sent from:

X Land, Mathonovia.