A letter from Algebra

Dear Students,

I am not gonna ask you whether you are fine ’cause I know that most of you will say that I have made your life a living hell. So, let me start with the main topic of this letter.

You people are extremists! Don’t deny this because I’m gonna prove it. Some of you don’t even look at the problem and just say that Algebra is hard and I can’t do it. And the question is 2+2. I am not even there. I mean you don’t even need to work. And some of you love even questions like Riemann Hypothesis. Do you think you are the only one with problems? Half the times my child x goes missing. When I am unable to find her, I seek your help and you don’t even try😑 Yesterday, Pythagoras Theorem and Theory of Special Relativity were fighting for my niece c^2. I can even give you proof. SeeπŸ‘‡

Few days back I called up =equals to be in one of my sums. He didn’t agree with the money I was giving. I became angry and said that he is very arrogant. He then said that he is the most humble person. When I asked how he said, ” Because I am not > or < than anyoneπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ. Many people don’t even understand me. I simply said,

And people are like I don’t get you. I mean its I ate some pie!( i 8 sum pi) What is there to not understand ?πŸ€”

Everything doesn’t end here. People come to me and crack such silly jokes. I don’t even understand how people laugh at it. They are like, ” You know why Romans liked you. For X was always 10. Haha” I was likeπŸ™„πŸ˜‘

You aren’t the only person with problems (that is me; get the pun?😁) I too have various other ones. That was all. I am most certainly not waiting for your reply. Yeah, before using a hundered x(s) at the end kf your letter. Remember you’re referring to me.😜

Your Satan,

AlgebraπŸ€™

Sent from:

X Land, Mathonovia.

Published by akshita1776

A perfectly imperfect girl trying out her way with wordsβ˜†

113 thoughts on “A letter from Algebra

  1. Hey, I was wondering that can I do a similar post? Like not the same, but like A letter from your maths teacher? I will properly credit you, so don’t worry about that. And no pressure. I just really loved this post and wanted to try my hand at something like this….if you dont mind πŸ˜…

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      1. Are nah, I’ll give you credits, if it hadn’t been for ur post I wouldnt have thought of mine.
        I’m just worried what if some maths teacher reads it, and then….😳

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    1. Oh my god, that’s so sad. I am shocked. πŸ˜”πŸ˜”
      She really was a wonderful person and an incredible poet and we all loved to read her posts.
      I hope she is in a happy place right now.

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      1. Me too Akshita She’s
        One of The Kindest
        People I’ve Met Online
        With Poetry
        Matching

        Her Soul
        Will Miss

        Her Yet Surely Her
        Kindness Lives

        On In Those She
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        Of Her Soul

        HeART In Words

        of Her Poetry Sing

        On Yes Dear AsthaπŸ™

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  3. Haha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ witty one 🀣 πŸ˜†
    Well done πŸ‘
    Finding your child x, but isn’t it is a high time that she becomes a responsible mother and take care of her child by herself, just saying πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  5. Loved it! Well written! Soo true, many ppl assume that Algebra is hard without even trying it! β™₯️! To be honest I love how challenging it can be at times, math without algebra is not fun at all!!πŸ˜‚β™₯️

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